Adventures in Grossery Shopping

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I was looking at some mushrooms when someone behind me said, “Can I feel your bag?” Continue reading

Funny Stuff

I Am the 666%

Everything Is My Fault

I am… the white American male. IT’S ALL MY FAULT. Continue reading

Funny Stuff, Things That Make You Go Hmmm

Balance. And Wieners.

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The Oscar Meyer Wienermobile: Will it blend? Continue reading

Funny Stuff

Shoot the Hostage! Shoot the Hostage Again!

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Took my younger twin sisters — Thing 1 and Thing 2 — shooting today. They had the standard bullseye and silhouette targets but my favorite was the zombie target. I put several dozen rounds of .357 Mag in this bad … Continue reading

Funny Stuff

The Sunglasses at the End of the Universe

The Sunglasses at the End of the Universe

Yes, uncoolness can end the world. Sorry about that. Continue reading

Dumb Things I Do, Funny Stuff

The Konami Code

The Konami Code

Long ago, an ancient secret that deeply threatened the Roman Catholic Church was carefully encoded, hidden and protected by a select group of scholars, including Leonardo Da Vinci. This is not the story of that code. Continue reading

Javascript, Web Stuff

Don’t Call Men Pigs — It’s Insulting to Pigs

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I may or may not have been a real man before I got married, but I’m pretty sure I wasn’t human until after I got married. Continue reading

Funny Stuff

Some Disassembly Required

Some Disassembly Required

How to murder a piano. If you’re so inclined. Continue reading

Funny Stuff

Well, THAT Was Interesting

Well, THAT Was Interesting

Poltergeists? Continue reading

Funny Stuff

Don’t Try This at Home!

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Let me tell you about the time I married my sister. Continue reading

Funny Stuff